Twlight.

Am I a fourteen year old lovesick girl, with puppy dog eyes and a crush that just won't quit? No. But like the biggest and yet most surprising Twilight fan of the decade- MY FATHER- said, "Laura. Fourteen year old girls just don't have the mental capacity to understand the issues here. Love like this- it's for grown ups."



And indeed, Meyer explores some powerful stuff with a gripping pace and deft plot design. You cannot NOT read all four books. That would be like jumping off a rollercoster just before the big dipper bit i.e. not safe and certainly not getting your money's worth.



But.



But, but, but. Meyer obviously does write for fourteen year old girls, and fourteen year old girls that want a happy ending at that. Unfortunately, Meyer and her happy endings can kiss my fat unromantic ass.



And she was doing SO WELL.