Everything looks better with my eyes open
An incomplete list of some things I call my 2017 achievements: - saw my first ballet, from the really cheap seats all the way at the back. - cleansed, toned and moisturised every morning, and every night. - bought furniture. - threw a really very good Christmas party. - refused to save the candles for best. - called my mother. - called my father. - interviewed a celebrity. - deleted Facebook. - stopped nannying. - maintained a relationship with the girls I used to nanny - and their mama. - took a month off. - bought £300-worth of sex toys all in one go. - went viral online for falling over. - said out loud that I want a baby. - received a case of wine. - got offered a horse and cart at the entrance to Soho Farmhouse. - went swimming in the ladies pond on the Heath when we had the heatwave. - went home for Easter. - went ginger, and on purpose. - hosted an event about mental health. - did my first lit fest. - took a day trip to Oxford. - saw Titanic at the Royal Albert Hall with a l...
Cute cut.
ReplyDeleteI don't do gingers, unless they are fit (and boys).
ReplyDeleteI'm taking you to the god damn salon woman and we'll get this all straightened out! Don't you worry, I'll hold your hand the whole time.
Everything is going to be okay Laura, I promise.!
Ian- No! It is just all bunched up while the colour sets! You man, you.
ReplyDeleteCK- I'm not ginger! But close call, huh?