Watch Yourself.
I shouldn't be let loose in public alone. I just shouldn't. It is a notion that occurred to me when I was at the bank last week. The nice chap looking after me- the obligatory, just-out-of-school, very-bad-skinned, Jesus-why-don't-you-cut-your-nails-for-crying-out-loud new boy with a bad haircut- had just offered me a credit card. Knowing he could see my balance on his screen I laughed at him. Out loud. He stared at me. It dawned on me that he wasn't joking. "I can't have a credit card," I told him. "I have no self control". "Ah, yes madam," he countered, "But you see with the offer we have today you have 56 days interest free to pay back what you borrow". "Ah, yes," I said back to him, "But you see, I won't pay it back. I'll buy a plane ticket somewhere, draw the rest out as cash, and deal with any consequences later. Or never." The chap narrowed his eyes at me. "I'm just being honest,...
Cute cut.
ReplyDeleteI don't do gingers, unless they are fit (and boys).
ReplyDeleteI'm taking you to the god damn salon woman and we'll get this all straightened out! Don't you worry, I'll hold your hand the whole time.
Everything is going to be okay Laura, I promise.!
Ian- No! It is just all bunched up while the colour sets! You man, you.
ReplyDeleteCK- I'm not ginger! But close call, huh?