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I had obviously name dropped some exotic location I had once visited, or somebody famous I had once met, or even that yesterday I had Mexican for lunch because mum laughed when I finished whatever it was I was saying over morning coffee and biscuits.



"Gosh? Haven't you done so much in your sweet, short life?" she said, in genuine wonder.



"I like to get around, I suppose," I replied.



All went quiet.



Finally, she exclaimed, "You're like... you're like a slag of the world!"



Thanks Mama.

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  1. Jo24 December 2009 at 06:44

    Ha! I'm your Caymans reader. Sadly though, I'm usually in NYC, which was having a snowstorm as I fled for the holiday. But yours is the only blog I've been reading from the beach, so surly that's still good, isn't it?

    (Also, I have a boyfriend, but if he's swept out in the ocean and I decide to switch teams, you're my first call)

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  2. Laura Jane Williams24 December 2009 at 08:24

    Jo- I'll take you on your word you know! Have a very merry Christmas, on the beach, with a pina colada, and your boyfriend, and the sun... I don't resent you for that or anything. x

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  3. Anonymous24 December 2009 at 11:47

    Well I think you're wonderful and adventurous. Do all you can when you can so you aren't left with regrets over experiences not realized.

    Happy Christmas to you, my dear.

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  4. Laura Jane Williams24 December 2009 at 15:36

    And to you! Have a wonderful one x

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