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Me, to two girlfriends: So you're telling me that if a guy called to say that he had just beat one off at the thought of having you bent over his sofa you wouldn't be overwhelmingly flattered?





Two girlfriends, in unison: Ewwwww! No!





Me: You're fucking crazy.

Comments

  1. Seems like a compliment to me. If a girl told me the same thing about me, I'd be just overwhelmed with flattery and immensely turned on.

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  2. Yeah; it'd float my particular ship too, if I'm honest....

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  3. Well then we are all in agreement... my girlfriends are indeed crazy!

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