Decisions, Decisions.






Hmmm, what shall I wear today?

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  1. P4 July 2010 at 11:08

    Wow. Yeah, that's a tough one Laura. I'll have to mull it over for a while...

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  2. Calum Karczewski5 July 2010 at 06:47

    The red one! It suits your personality. xxx

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  3. Anonymous5 July 2010 at 12:12

    Damn,eh?

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  4. Laura Jane Williams11 July 2010 at 07:48

    P- you have NO IDEA how long it takes me to get ready everyday!

    Cal- insulted much?

    Ian- RIGHT!

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